As most of the 'guy' adverts here start with how well hung (as a giraffe stretching to drink) they are AND that they have their own business or work in a multinational company (they never name it .. it's just called the 'multinational company'). I on the other hand will refrain from such a start.

Hi,

I'm a well hung guy working in a multinational company .... ok ok put down the knife, am a 30 year old geek (a software developer/analyst). Am into animal molestation and manslaughter, it's a much better line than the typical 'I like music and movies'. Apart from that now-a-day's am looking for a band to play guitars for, don't ask me what type of music 'cause I don't want this to be a short note.

Am quite career focused and doing well for myself but I do tend to get really lazy at times, and sit in front of the playstation/computer or with DVD's for hours (I know .. I know ... very typical), this is where you come in. You can slap me around to my senses and keep me on my feet. Isn't that great? how many guys do you know that ask you to slap them around (please don't answer that!).

Not sure what I can put on offer here, all I can say is I can make people smile; am good at that. Am quite spontaneous, am known for just getting up and walking off to anywhere or do anything ... I just hope you have the stamina for it (I say that in the most non-kinky way).

It’s only fair I state my stats, last time I checked was almost 5’11”, almost athletic frame (am getting there) and tanned. Don’t smoke and don’t really drink and definitely don’t mind being around people who do.

If there's anything left to ask ... just ask.

So ummm coffee?

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