I have nice teeth, a good relationship with my mum and great shoes!

I love climbing, swimming and dancing.

Music, literature and art are big things for me. I love Francis Bacon, Barbara Hepworth, Captain Beefheart, Ella Fitzgerald, Franz Kafka, Nathaniel Hawrthorne...etc.

I'm afraid I don't think long distance relationships work especially right at the start so I only really wanna hear from people who live in London or very nearby. That rules out people who currently live in another country just because it is impractical. Sorry!

I am hoping to meet someone into art, funny, crazy, naughty and hot. If you have a sense of humour, are not easily confused, barking or a religious nutter send me a message. Oh and someone who isn't afraid to have a good wash with soap and stuff. That’s a deal breaker too!

Please include a picture, after all you have seen me!

Also if your favourite book is ‘the Da Vinci Code' and favourite film is 'Pirates of the Carribean' you should stay in more!

I don’t do MSN as it's evil.

Please don't send me messages like 'U on MSN' or 'What u up 2 lol'

Rant over with! Looking forward to hearing from you x

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