I am currently seeking a millionaire (or millionairess to keep up with today's equality), to give me a taster of what it's like to have such an amazing amount of money.

Prefferably a brainless, nitwit of a person, you must be willing to lavish your fortune on me, by paying for my car to be fixed and customised to my own specification. In exchange, I will be happy to draw you a picture of myself, complete with a frame made from chipboard.

After this, we will then both go our seperate ways in the knowledge that we have made each other happy.

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