if this ad is not a hoax, then it can only come from a british person.
well, i am sorry, but the brits are a nation that are proud of their shortcomings.
they can have the most unnatural and weird urges and habits, they charmingly call it "excentric". this very word becomes an excuse if they want to get away with something, anything.

you fuck cucumbers then your dad eats them? oh, you are just excentric!
you serve your dad a cuppa while he is wanking off? oh, don't tell me...you are excentrics!
i wonder what's next? you will offer your dad a helping hand if he is experiencing difficulties cumming?
or one day you suggest to all your family members you all hop on a big bed and masturbate together because you are bored?
what kind of parent wanks off in front of their kids? even if the kids are grown ups! and what kind of child walks in on their masturbating parent? don't you ever knock?

an important rule:
you don't do any sexual activity in front of your family members. you don't want your parents to see your sexual side. it is not healthy.
i would die of embarrassement if my mum saw or heard me having sex. it is none of her business! and similarly, i don't want to see or hear my parents doing it, because it's none of my business.
you don't want to think of your family members as sexual beings. i am sure they have some sort of sex life but you don't want to know!
i didn't even talk about sex with my mum whan i was growing up. it is something to discuss with friends and lovers. something to learn from other sources than your parents.
show me a kid who puts up with their parents talking about the flowers and bees! gimme a break!

cucumber girl, i blame your parents! growing up, they made you get used to these kind of activities, so now it is the norm for you. now, you refuse to hear criticism, and just smile coyly if someone suggests that your family is not entirely right in the head. but just keep calling yourself excentric....

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