Hi, I can’t really tell you my real name although I could make up one hmmmmmmm I think Ed Works well.
I am feeling a tad bit bored today quite my job as an estate agent around 3 weeks ago. Not sure the main reason why but I can give you some small reasons for my decision. We are hated by everyone! The only reason people use estate agents is because they need a property and well sometimes they can find a bargain. I can tell you one thing about all estate agents it’s all about the sales when I first started in South London, I vowed I would I never ever lie to anyone, I would never be dishonest or greedy, but when the money is there believe me every estate agent would back stab their best friend for it.

I now live with my mum again as I can’t really afford anything am 22 which I think is still ok to live with
Parents (I hope). Moving back to my mum’s place has given me the opportunity to learn new things about my mum. For instance today I found out my mum met my dad (died in 1986 before my birth) in the Colombian rebel army, which is kind of weird but then kind of cool lol. I don’t know why but the first thing I asked was "did you kill anyone mum :("not the most appropriate question but thank god she said no. she was more involved in the intelligence gathering side of things. My mum’s a really sweet, companionate, faithful, strong woman I think her only reason for joining the rebel army was because of her views in politics.

I can’t tell you why I wrote this, wait I can I am bored! It’s a Monday evening there isn’t much to do when you have limited cash, especially when most of my friends are poor, student or boring and never leave there homes, in fact one of my friends never leaves his room. Except when he needs to take a dump, to get food and tissue for when he masturbates. Two of my closest friends have recently started dating well when I say recently I mean about 2 months ago it became serious, so I don’t see much of them and the moment. I have another friend who I don’t see much either, we have been friends for about 7 years now since I was in college I believe. We have so much fun when we do meet at one point we spent nearly every day together for like a year. There is only one major problem with this girl, I find her really sexually attractive I don’t love her but there’s no reason why I can’t. Well anyway that’s a story for another time.

I think maybe I will write something once in a while to keep me preoccupied, and I don’t think I will say my real name I will keep it as Ed for the moment . I tell you what when someone can send me a message with my full name of who they think I am and well if it’s correct I will stop posting ads and I will run across London Bridge on a busy business day butt naked.

Byebye London.

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